A US man is suing his ex-girlfriend in for more than $40,600 for supergluing his genitals to his abdomen.

Kenneth Slaby of Greensburg, Pennsylvania, broke up with Gail O'Toole in 1999, after dating for 10 months.

Slaby then began dating someone else but, according to the lawsuit, O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep.

When he woke up, Slaby found that O'Toole had glued his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Those crazy yanks! How did Slaby take a leak? From now on applying glue to someones genitals should be known as "O'Tooling a Slaby".

Lane Cove is a Hole

Well we all knew Mt. Druit is a hole but apparently Lane Cove is as well! Well... it at least has a hole! I think we should update the old saying "safe as houses" to become "safe as houses that aren't built over the lane cove tunnel!"

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