Indian Man Marries Dog

Shortly after the ceremony the man was quoted as saying, "My wife really is a bitch!".

I haven't blogged for a while but this caught my eye. Shouldn't we be encouraging recycling? Keep the planet green people!

Australian Barmaid Fined for Crushing Beer Cans Bare-Breasted

An Australian barmaid at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra has been fined by police for crushing beer cans with her bare breasts. Also, the barmaid’s off-duty colleague has been fined because she hung spoons on the barmaid’s nipples, and the hotel manager was fined because he didn’t stop them.

Police said that the barmaid, who is 31-years-old, has pleaded guilty to exposing her breasts to patrons at the hotel, which results in a fine of A$1000 ($900). Police said in a statement that the barmaid “is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offenses,” which is a breach of the hotel licensing laws.

The friend who hung spoons on the barmaid’s nipples was fined A$500, and the hotel manager was fined the same as the barmaid, A$1000. David Parkinson, who is the local police superintendent, said, “It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises.”

Chris Crocker who had an online meltdown watched by 8 million people regarding criticism of Britney Spears is going to get his own TV show! Apparently the reality show will be about his life as a 19 year old gay man living in Tennessee. Even before Chris had the over emotional dummy spit, he was on the radar of TV executives because of his ability to be the "queen of complaint". Is that all it takes to get a tv show these days?? Because even though I am no queen, I can certainly complain!! I may not be a anorexic gay man who wears makeup and cries over Britters, but I can moan and whinge about anything you like! So where are you TV executives??? I am waiting for your call.

RUDD-OUT

A Rudd-Out is kinda like a black-out. It's a new term to use when you would rather not remember what you did. Kevin Rudd, aka K-Rudd, leader of the labor party has admitted to visiting a strip club in NY named Scores. Apparently K-Rudd remembers going in but does not remember any of the events that happened, hence the Rudd-Out.

I think K-Rudd should embrace this potential disaster and turn it into a opportunity. Perhaps his new slogan could be "Rudd supports single mums".

The papers are having a field day with this one! Some of the headlines I have seen include:
Kevin dances with the polls
Rudd Scores!
Rudd has old Scores to settle
The Naked Truth About Rudd

This guy takes "I'm All In" to a new level. Check out the story
Maybe he just thought it was a good way to get her off his hands?
When your kids won't leave home, try to lose them in a poker game! Genius!

Thousands of tourists were hauled off beaches, ferry services were suspended and a Manly school was evacuated - all for what the Mayor of Waverley has dubbed the "tsunami that wasn't".

The warnings came after an earthquake hit the Solomon Islands at 6.40am yesterday, and a decision was made in Melbourne to put Australia's east coast on alert. However the sea level rises recorded along the NSW coast would later measure just 10 centimetres.

Pathetic Australia! Hang your head in shame! Surely we can do better than this!

I predict that if we do get a big tsunami someone will try to surf it. You heard it here first.

Here is what WikiPedia has to say about accents:

Children are able to take on accents at a fast rate; children of traveling families can change their accents within a short period of time. However after maturity the accent we have is fixed and though it may have influences, or grow diluted it usually stays the same regardless of time. Accents can be expected to change until we are in our early twenties.

However, I have a friend in his mid twenties who has developed a cali-forn-i-a accent in a little over 2 months! The funny thing is, when we speak to him on the phone he speaks in his usual Australian accent! Is this really possible? Is he just pulling the wool over our eyes? Has he really become a biaccexual???? (Yes, I do believe I just made up a new word!)

I have been going to the same hair dresser for almost 20 years, since I was a kid in primary school. For some reason I cope a bit of grief about this from my friends....anyway thats another story. Last year a work colleague discovered that he also went to the same hair dresser for his hair cuts. Not that surprising since we live in the same area so I really didn't think it was massive news. He would often ask me when my next appointment was, and then tell me when his next appointment was, it was scintillating conversation. The problems started when this colleague, who is about 20 years older than me, would randomly bring up the fact that we visited the same hair dresser to other people at work. Now I found this a bit embarrassing, but I didn't really care. However my annoyance stepped up a level when after several months this colleague started to get the exact same hair cut as me. He was a hair-cut-copier!
Then when he brought up our shared hair dresser he would kind of point to his hair and my hair, as if to say, "We go to the same hair dresser, can't you tell!?"
In my opinion this was going too far! Something had to be done! So combined with the fear that I had reached the last hair style of my life, I have decided to grow my hair longer. Maybe I will grow a mullet.