Chris Crocker who had an online meltdown watched by 8 million people regarding criticism of Britney Spears is going to get his own TV show! Apparently the reality show will be about his life as a 19 year old gay man living in Tennessee. Even before Chris had the over emotional dummy spit, he was on the radar of TV executives because of his ability to be the "queen of complaint". Is that all it takes to get a tv show these days?? Because even though I am no queen, I can certainly complain!! I may not be a anorexic gay man who wears makeup and cries over Britters, but I can moan and whinge about anything you like! So where are you TV executives??? I am waiting for your call.

RUDD-OUT

A Rudd-Out is kinda like a black-out. It's a new term to use when you would rather not remember what you did. Kevin Rudd, aka K-Rudd, leader of the labor party has admitted to visiting a strip club in NY named Scores. Apparently K-Rudd remembers going in but does not remember any of the events that happened, hence the Rudd-Out.

I think K-Rudd should embrace this potential disaster and turn it into a opportunity. Perhaps his new slogan could be "Rudd supports single mums".

The papers are having a field day with this one! Some of the headlines I have seen include:
Kevin dances with the polls
Rudd Scores!
Rudd has old Scores to settle
The Naked Truth About Rudd

This guy takes "I'm All In" to a new level. Check out the story
Maybe he just thought it was a good way to get her off his hands?
When your kids won't leave home, try to lose them in a poker game! Genius!

Thousands of tourists were hauled off beaches, ferry services were suspended and a Manly school was evacuated - all for what the Mayor of Waverley has dubbed the "tsunami that wasn't".

The warnings came after an earthquake hit the Solomon Islands at 6.40am yesterday, and a decision was made in Melbourne to put Australia's east coast on alert. However the sea level rises recorded along the NSW coast would later measure just 10 centimetres.

Pathetic Australia! Hang your head in shame! Surely we can do better than this!

I predict that if we do get a big tsunami someone will try to surf it. You heard it here first.

Here is what WikiPedia has to say about accents:

Children are able to take on accents at a fast rate; children of traveling families can change their accents within a short period of time. However after maturity the accent we have is fixed and though it may have influences, or grow diluted it usually stays the same regardless of time. Accents can be expected to change until we are in our early twenties.

However, I have a friend in his mid twenties who has developed a cali-forn-i-a accent in a little over 2 months! The funny thing is, when we speak to him on the phone he speaks in his usual Australian accent! Is this really possible? Is he just pulling the wool over our eyes? Has he really become a biaccexual???? (Yes, I do believe I just made up a new word!)