As I have mentioned before there comes a time when you never change your haircut ever again. I fear I may have reached that time. So it's time to do something about it! I am searching the Internet for inspiration.

Option 1: An agressive mullet.
I've never had a mullet so why not? By the way, have you ever seen an angrier mullet on a guy with such girly shoulders?

Quote of the Day

"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have." Margaret Mead

Of all the things in the world that can suck the life out of a human being,
of all the things that can shrivel your soul,
of all the things that can make you want to hang yourself with your own shoe-laces,

is there anything more effective than being made to sit through a crappy Power Point presentation?

In the hands of some these things are pure evil.

I'm sure terrorist groups are investigating the torturing capabilities of PowerPoint.

Have you experienced 'death by PowerPoint'? Please comment.

The AFL and the Sydney Swans acknowledge that Swans supporters don't know the rules. They have created a website 'Barry Hall's Hall' to help supporters learn about aussie rules. I actually like the site, however I'm not sure it will be a success as it does assume Swans supporters are smart enough to use a computer. ;)

http://www.barryhallhall.com.au

Button, Clip, Button, Belt, Zip

Today at work I went to the bathroom at about 11:30am. I attempted to lower my zipper but alas, it was already down. In my job I work with many people, and I began to do a mental count of how many people had potentially seen my budgie smugglers. About 70 I reckon, but luckily I was wearing a long-ish jumper which would have hidden my forgetfulness.

Anyway I blame my low flying zipper on my trousers! I wear business style trousers to work and they are too much effort to put on. Firstly there is a button that does up on the inside, then you have to do up the clip above the fly, then you have to do up another button on the outside of the pants, then I fasten my belt buckle and then only after doing ALL that is it time to do up the fly. Well for me it's just a little too much work to keep my pants up!!!! After I complete 4 tasks in doing up my pants I think subconsciously I believe there must not be anything else left to do!! So the fly just goes undone. Yes this has happened more than once.

Button, Clip, Button, Belt, Zip!!! Should it really be that much work to put on pants???

By the way, if my belt is keeping my pants up, and the loops on my pants keep the belt up, what exactly is keeping my pants up!!! Something is defying gravity down there! It's just not my zipper.