Indian Man Marries Dog

Shortly after the ceremony the man was quoted as saying, "My wife really is a bitch!".

I haven't blogged for a while but this caught my eye. Shouldn't we be encouraging recycling? Keep the planet green people!

Australian Barmaid Fined for Crushing Beer Cans Bare-Breasted

An Australian barmaid at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra has been fined by police for crushing beer cans with her bare breasts. Also, the barmaid’s off-duty colleague has been fined because she hung spoons on the barmaid’s nipples, and the hotel manager was fined because he didn’t stop them.

Police said that the barmaid, who is 31-years-old, has pleaded guilty to exposing her breasts to patrons at the hotel, which results in a fine of A$1000 ($900). Police said in a statement that the barmaid “is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offenses,” which is a breach of the hotel licensing laws.

The friend who hung spoons on the barmaid’s nipples was fined A$500, and the hotel manager was fined the same as the barmaid, A$1000. David Parkinson, who is the local police superintendent, said, “It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises.”

Chris Crocker who had an online meltdown watched by 8 million people regarding criticism of Britney Spears is going to get his own TV show! Apparently the reality show will be about his life as a 19 year old gay man living in Tennessee. Even before Chris had the over emotional dummy spit, he was on the radar of TV executives because of his ability to be the "queen of complaint". Is that all it takes to get a tv show these days?? Because even though I am no queen, I can certainly complain!! I may not be a anorexic gay man who wears makeup and cries over Britters, but I can moan and whinge about anything you like! So where are you TV executives??? I am waiting for your call.

RUDD-OUT

A Rudd-Out is kinda like a black-out. It's a new term to use when you would rather not remember what you did. Kevin Rudd, aka K-Rudd, leader of the labor party has admitted to visiting a strip club in NY named Scores. Apparently K-Rudd remembers going in but does not remember any of the events that happened, hence the Rudd-Out.

I think K-Rudd should embrace this potential disaster and turn it into a opportunity. Perhaps his new slogan could be "Rudd supports single mums".

The papers are having a field day with this one! Some of the headlines I have seen include:
Kevin dances with the polls
Rudd Scores!
Rudd has old Scores to settle
The Naked Truth About Rudd

This guy takes "I'm All In" to a new level. Check out the story
Maybe he just thought it was a good way to get her off his hands?
When your kids won't leave home, try to lose them in a poker game! Genius!