5-0

Last night Collingwood made it 5 straight wins against Sydney. I have had the pleasure of being in attendance on 3 of these occasions, including last night where the Pies won by 29 points in front of 60,000 at the Olympic Stadium in Sydney.
The joy of beating Sydney in front of their own home crowd is enormous!
Sydney are known as the Swans, but to Collingwood supporters they are our Sydney Bunnies!

Desperate and Dateless

Josef Fritzl, currently in an Austrian jail cell, has reportedly been sent hundreds of love letters from female admirers.

Fritzl, who locked his daughter in a cellar for 24 years and fathered seven children with her, has received over 200 letters from lonely women offering him romance, the Daily Mail reported. [Full Story]

Unbelievable! Especially considering the lengths some people go to, to get a date!
Maybe hijosh should lock someone up?

My Debut Album

Create Your Debut Album

1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.

2 - Go to Random quotations: http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.

If you want to do this again, you'll hit refresh to generate new quotes, because clicking the quotes link again will just give you the same quotes over and over.

3 - Go to flickr's "explore the last seven days" http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Put it all together, that's your debut album.

Indian Man Marries Dog

Shortly after the ceremony the man was quoted as saying, "My wife really is a bitch!".

I haven't blogged for a while but this caught my eye. Shouldn't we be encouraging recycling? Keep the planet green people!

Australian Barmaid Fined for Crushing Beer Cans Bare-Breasted

An Australian barmaid at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra has been fined by police for crushing beer cans with her bare breasts. Also, the barmaid’s off-duty colleague has been fined because she hung spoons on the barmaid’s nipples, and the hotel manager was fined because he didn’t stop them.

Police said that the barmaid, who is 31-years-old, has pleaded guilty to exposing her breasts to patrons at the hotel, which results in a fine of A$1000 ($900). Police said in a statement that the barmaid “is alleged to have also crushed beer cans between her breasts during one of the offenses,” which is a breach of the hotel licensing laws.

The friend who hung spoons on the barmaid’s nipples was fined A$500, and the hotel manager was fined the same as the barmaid, A$1000. David Parkinson, who is the local police superintendent, said, “It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises.”