I was wrecked last night and ended up falling asleep on the couch. I woke up to see Hannibal the Cannibal taking the scalp off Ray Liota’s head so that he could eat his brain while Ray sat there full conscious but completely souped up on morphine. Ray’s acting was superb, never before have I seen a person with half their skull removed deliver a performance with so much integrity and passion. Top work Ray!
I then flicked over to ESPN to see the new look Lakers in their first game of the season. I could hardly believe my eyes seeing the Mail Man run the floor in the Lakers uniform. The guy is 40 years old! Yet, he still looks like a supreme athlete. For years I have been calling for Malone Vs Tyson or perhaps Malone Vs Hollyfield to go 12 rounds! Don’t tell me that wouldn’t bring in the $$$ on pay per view! The Lakers are literally a billion dollar team, with Shaq, Malone, Payton and Bryant they are going to be hard to beat. Throw in Fisher, Fox, Russell and Grant and you’ve bought yourself a championship!