Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Please Tell Us When you Intend To Die


The seventh case of the decomposed body of an elderly person found at home is just "the tip of the iceberg", a Sydney academic, Keith Watmough says. Watmough appealed to the public especially the elderly to "inform neighbours of your plans for the following weeks so they know what that smell is when they haven't seen you around."
He continued, "If you feel likely to die, do the right thing and inform a neighbour or relative who can feed your pets, collect your mail and call the cops."
Watmough identified many elderly as selfish and asked them to "please consider the poor saps who have to peel your decomposing body of the Smokey Dawson recliner."

2 comments:

Unknown said...

i guess don't buy a smokey dawson recliner...
its a death trap...bloody selfish, cressida driving old people......
put em in a home and get em of the couch and off our roads...

hmm....i might go build a bridge now.

sash said...

Watmough sounds a bit harsh and uncaring... i gues theres a lot to be said for a close knit community!