Thursday, October 28, 2004

I saw another amusing fan sign from a member of the crowd from the 3rd Test between India and Australia at Nagpur. This one read...

"If you can read this I am on TV"

Monday, October 25, 2004

Paris, Lleyton, Kim and Delta's Scud Marks



Australian Tennis is in a spin and it's a lot more entertaining than an episode of Neighbours! We all knew it was a bad idea when Delta got together with Mark Philippoussis, we all knew it was an even worse idea for Delta to release a song written about her "relationship" with the Pou. But the questions remains... How come she couldn't see it?

Didn't Delta know The Pou has shagged more supermodels than most people have had hot lunches?

Didn't Delta know that The Pou has gotten through life simply on his natural talent and looks and rarely put any concerted effort into anything?

Lets face it, Delta and The Pou were always doomed. The Pou's lack of class is now even more apparent now that he is sharing his scud marks with world famous skank Paris Hilton.

Lleyton Hewitt is also single again after his fiancee Kim Clijsters dumped him. I do feel sorry for Lleyton, but it has to be said... should people who look so similar really be together?

The only thing left to happen is for Lleyton and Delta to get together! You heard it here first.