Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Please Tell Us When you Intend To Die


The seventh case of the decomposed body of an elderly person found at home is just "the tip of the iceberg", a Sydney academic, Keith Watmough says. Watmough appealed to the public especially the elderly to "inform neighbours of your plans for the following weeks so they know what that smell is when they haven't seen you around."
He continued, "If you feel likely to die, do the right thing and inform a neighbour or relative who can feed your pets, collect your mail and call the cops."
Watmough identified many elderly as selfish and asked them to "please consider the poor saps who have to peel your decomposing body of the Smokey Dawson recliner."

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

'Back to the Future' is one of my favourite movies ever. But have you ever wondered why Marty, a 17 year old kid, likes to hang around an old guy like Doc Brown?


Well the good people at ChocolateCakeCity.Com think they know with their movie, 'BrokeBack to the Future'.

Holy Teraflop Batman!!

The version of the IBM-built Blue Gene machine at the Juelich Research Centre in Germany has managed processing speeds of 46 teraflops, equivalent to 46 trillion operations a second.

Wow, I want a super-pooter like this one to play Lemmings on!