Sunday, June 12, 2005

Tom Cruise Has Lost It

Could Tom be anymore of a fruitloop? Ok, so he has the hots for Katie Holmes, but he isn't exactly Robinson Crusoe on that front. Sure they have a big difference in age, but lets just be glad that Katie is a regular woman and that Tom isn't in love with a farmyard animal. What is far more concerning to me is Tom's increasing devotion to the Church of Scientology! They believe that the head of the Galactic Confederation (76 planets founded 95 million years ago) solved overpopulation by mass implanting of aliens into humans bodies. So before we are too hard on Tom we should remember that his body is inhabited by the wandering souls of fried space aliens, and that can't be easy for anyone!